We mean, it's pretty common to find out that actors aren't all they're cracked up to be on the big screen, but Sylvester Stallone is 5-foot-9 or so in reality -- not exactly a munchkin. How much would you pay to get to go on a Godzilla rampage through that shit? A Google image search turns up dozens of similarly Stepford -esque shots. There are videos embedded there, if you still think it's fake. You can make these costumes yourself If you're worried that this is going to be the tragic story of a tiny little foot-tall man with a rare genetic disorder, don't be.
Still, if you look away from the picture, then look back, your brain will tell you it's a two-headed rhino again.
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You can make these costumes yourself And while technically there's nothing wrong with showing museum visitors how dinosaurs porked each other don't say you've never wonderedwhat makes it magical is the facial expressions they chose to give the lovers. Two guys at a percent-scale wax museum? Why she chose to do this instead of creating thousands of huge sea monster footprints to scare off tourists, we'll never know. If you're wondering how it got out there and we're surprised we haven't gotten a Facebook forward insisting it was carried by a tsunamiwell, so was everyone else -- it just turned up one day.